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2003-08-26 at 8:34 p.m.

The time has come for me to finally get off my lazy butt (figuratively. I'll be quite on my lazy butt whilst writing this) and make a cast page.

Because I make a lot of references to people. And many of you wouldn't know who they are. I'll scan some piccies in later. But for now... here goes.

Daddy-My dad. One of my best friends for as long as I can remember. Kind of weird how much we have in common, but I wuv him.
Mommy-My mama. She's an awesome, strong person, with way more dedication and self-control than I'll ever have. She thinks she's lazy and selfish, but she has no idea.
Stephanie-The Sister. Evil. I don't really want to discuss much about her, seeing as I already have, but she and I are complete opposites in almost everything. Almost.
Jennifer/The Cousin-My good-for-nothing cousin. She lacks everything it takes to do anything but mooch in this world (intelligence, coordination, brain cells, etc.), and so she just does that. Mooches. Mooch mooch mooch. I don't like her much.
The Grandparents-Ah, I have three sets of grandparents. My daddy's parents are still together, but my mom's split and re-married other people, so, yay for more presents. My dad's grandparents like me okay, my mom's dad and step-mom are suddenly way cooler than they used to be (no offense or anything, honest), and her mom's still nuttier than a squirrel turd. But her step-dad's cool.

Harmony-Our little, white, deaf cat. Pain in the kitty butt, but dang she's cute.
Screamer-The male cat in the house. He runs the place, whether our dog thinks so or not.
Midnight-The mama cat. Actually, it's possible she runs the place. Screamer and Midnight are both black, and Screamer's Middy's son.
Duke-Our Scottish Terrier. Cute little buggar. I like him when his hair gets shaggy, but right now he's been forced back into the gay little Scottie Cut. Gag.

Lin-Z- My buddy bud bud from the internet. We met in real life and clicked like...something that's clicky. She's 19, and I'm 14, and check us out, we're still cool.
Blake-Sigh. The Blake. Been best friends since 3rd grade, I think. Had a lot of troubles, but we're still, well... not close anymore, but we're still friends.
Scott/That Guy With The Bass-My bud. I didn't become friends with him really until last year, but dang. He's just so cool. Scotty H. with his bass licks. And his actual bass LICKS.
Scott P.-Little Scott. He's not teeny or anything, but he's a little short and pudgy. He's adorable. One of the sweetest little buds I ever had.
David-Drummer-dude. Also called Oz/Ozzy/Ozfest. Funniest guy... seriously.
Monica-Not so much a friend anymore, but she was kind of the dark period in my life. Swearin', not caring about school... yeah. I was a rebel. *rolls eyes* I don't talk to her much anymore.
Tim/Paco/Ice-My new buddy in Spanish class. We quote Austin Powers to each other, and have a grand ol' time making horrible jokes. Yay us. He has an Amish obsession.
Nacho/DJ-Little Irish Man. Very funny. Very odd. But still... funny.
Michael-He, uh, hasn't really been mentioned yet, but this dude looks a LOT like Chris Klein from American Pie. And he's hilarious. So you will see more from him. Mebbe.
James-A new bud of mine. He contacted me, and we've just been talking through email and the like. Awesome guy.

Spanish Teacher-Awesome lady. Obviously my favorite teacher. Lurves Monty Python, and I think she likes me too. Woopie.
Sebastian/Seba-Youth Group Leader at church... funny/cool guy, but... odd. Sometimes I like him, sometimes I don't. I don't get it either.
Mrs. Brown-A previous threat when it came to teachers. She's a jerk. A big jerk. But it doesn't matter now, cause I'm freeeee.
Mrs. Poston-See above, Re: Mrs. Brown. Only a substitute teacher instead. And worse. Well, or just as bad in a different way.

Cap'n Cardboard-Normally referring to the 6 foot tall Cardboard Spike I have in my room. It's still got post-it's on it. Hee. Could also be referring to Riley. Blech.
Harmony-Okay, to be fair, I could be referring to my cat, but she was named after the blonde bimbo on Buffy who wasn't Buffy.
James-Seeing as I have a tendency to speak of these actors on Buffy like they're my personal friends, here's one. Normally refers to James Marsters unless otherwise noted.
Danny-Danny Strong, Jonathan.
Tom-Tom Lenk, Andrew.
David-David Boreanaz, Angel.
Angel-When referring to Angel, I'll probably call him Stay-Puft the Vampire Marshmallow Man. Or something to that extent.
Joss/Satan-Joss Whedon=Satan. 'nuff said.

I think that's all the terms for now... I'll add more when I feel like it. Or think of 'em.

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