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Breakfast with Bret X. Like Malcolm X. Only white. And...not so much. Mmm, I just got back from breakfast. Surprised to see me up so early? Yeah, imagine what it feels like to BE up this early. Wait. Okay, I guess if you were surprised to see me, then you're up. Never mind. Forget that. Thanks. Anyway, I just had a yummy breakfast at IHOP with a DJ! Yep. A real live DJ. As opposed to your fake plastic DJs. Dad's been talking to this guy who's on the radio on my favorite station... I have made comments that I hate the radio. But I've still got a favorite station. Leave me alone in my oddities. But, yeah, dad's been talking to the DJ who works the nights, midnight to 6, I think. Goes by the name of Bret X. Yep. And they found out they had a lot in common. Bret's a Christian working at a radio station with, well, not the most Christian of people. But hey, a job's a job. They talked a lot, and set up a breakfast "date" per se. I suppose I shouldn't call it that. Bret's not gay. Neither is dad. We just like to make fun of him. Him being dad, not Bret. But no matter. Fun was had. Yes indeedy. In fact, Bret visited my diary the other day to take a looksie at my wee rant. He even signed my guestbook. Everybody say hi to Bret! Hee. We talked for a good while, Dad, Bret, and I. He even paid for the breakfast. He's a very nice man, and I was glad dad let me tag along. Stephanie was begging to go, but I ended up paying her off not to. Six bucks well spent, I must say. She actually named her own price. It went something like: Rachel: Hey Steph, how much would it cost for me to pay you to NOT go with us? Stephanie: Uh... a hundred dollars? Rachel: I don't have a hundred dollars. Stephanie: Fifty dollars? Rachel: I don't have fifty dollars. Stephanie: *thinks harder* Six dollars? Rachel: Done. Thanks. Stephanie: Will you be my friend? Rachel: Yeah, sure. *touching "aww" moment, then a pause* I still have to pay you, don't I? Stephanie: Yep! *runs off* I still haven't paid her. But I will. If she ever asks. I think I'll just give her six bucks back out of the ten that she left lying around the house once. Heh. That'll show her to leave money around where I can get to it. I'm so excited! Linz is gonna come over around 4:30 today, and then we get to hang out for a friggin' week. Yeah, the 'rents will be gone too. This week will rock. Um. Not that I don't love my parents. I do, really. Heh... it's just...y'know...they're PARENTS. Yeesh. Anyhoo, I'll just be leaving now... I think I'm gonna go take a nappy. Cause I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. Maybe I shouldn't. I feel pretty awake. I'm just kinda bored. Yeah, alright. Leave me a sign, pretty please. I promise to write back if you do! Or I promise NOT to if you do, if you don't want me to. Either way, I'll love you forever. Or until somebody else signs. Either way. <-Ghost-> |
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