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The Survey
2003-06-02 at 11:39 a.m.
The Survey.... *drumroll*
1.If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you�d do, and how would you spend the day? The first thing? Um. Er. I dunno. I�d be curious to know if being �straight� would suddenly make me gay... either way you look at it...
2.If you could travel back in time and visit or be a part of any era of time at all, what era would it be, and why? I�d wanna visit the 80�s. I was born in 89, and I feel like I missed a whole bunch of fun/stupid trends. And then I�d go check out England in 1880.
3.If a tv producer approached you, and told you that you could write a tv show,what would your tv show be about, and who would star in it? I�d make a show based on the bad guy. It could really only last about one season, yeah, but... we always see the good guy�s side of things. How their group works through problems, and... I always like the bad guys, so I want one that focuses more on their view than the good guy�s. And, my dream cast would be something along the lines of: Stuart Townsend, James Marsters, oh I don�t know. Gimme hotties, I�ll work with �em.
4.If you could be invisible for a whole day, what would you do? I wouldn�t sing Clay Aiken, for sure. I�d go and scare people I know... and then people I don�t know... and then I�d be bored, and want to be visible again.
5.Imagine if you only had one meal left, and you could after that, never eat again .What foods would you want to eat,if you knew it would be your last time that you could eat them?: Mashed potatoes, steak, broccoli cheese soup, more mashed potatoes, ham...geezus, I don�t know.
6.If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally don�t like,what would it be?: Uhhhh... Lessee...Can I get rid of Abercrombie, Old Navy, and American Eagle and all those things in one fell swoop here? I hate those stores.
7.If you could dye your hair ANY colour,would colour would you choose?: I�ve always wanted black in my hair. I was thinking, like, streaks of it? Or maybe a band of it at the bottom of my hair. I don�t know. I just really really want it. I don�t want it ALL black. Just a little.
8.If you could look like any celebrity,who would choose and why?: Amber Benson. She�s pretty, and she�s real. I know I could ask to look like some of those incredibly skinny bimbos, but I�d really rather not. I don�t think I�d know what to do with a body that was skinnier than this book I�m holding.
9.If you could spend one hour with ANYONE,(alive,or dead) who would it be,and why?: Gah... I don�t know. My interests change so fast... right now, I�d want to hang out with David Boreanaz. I know I�m obsessed. It�s awful, I know. But hee. Or Dave Navarro. I�d be happy to just sit and listen to him play guitar. Because...dude. Or I�d hang out with Matt Thiessen. �cause he�s crazy. And I loves me some crazy people. Like Perry Farrell. But he�s less crazy and more... um... mind-burnt.
10.If you won a million dollars in the lottery,what would you do with the money?: I... uh... I�d buy a car... because I�ll be needing one soon... and then... I don�t know. I�d suggest that it gets taken away from me for a while. Because I really don�t need anything right now. Maybe a couple more CDs... I don�t know. I�d be a horrible millionaire. But You�re welcome to let me try anyway.
11.If you could take someones place in any movie,who would you like to be?: The Witch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I�m adding them to my list of people I wanna hang out with for an hour...the ones that are left, I mean.
12.If you were offered an all-expenses paid two week vacation to Disneyland with all your friends,or a life time supply of chocolate,which would you choose?: Seeing as I don�t really like chocolate that much, I�d go to Disneyland. I mean... who says we have to spend the all-expenses just there?
13.If world war 3 started,and nuclear bombs were being dropped in your country,what would be your first reaction?: *ahem* ..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *ahem* Thank you.
14.If you were at the beach,and you saw a tidal wave coming,what would you do?: See above.
15.If you could tell one person ANYTHING,what would it be,and who would it be?: Um. What? What kind of question is this? I guess, er... uh, and I�m telling you all by saying this... so, hee, I�m breakin� the rules, but I�d just tell all my friends I love them. I don�t have anything huge and special to say to one person. I might ask Katie if she wants to have my children. But that�s a whole big inside joke that I told you all about too.
16.Would you rather have a McDonalds restaurant in your house,or a Subway store?: Subway. McDonalds is nasty. I hate their burgers, their fries, everything. Ick. Subway has choices, and cookies.
17.If you could visit one place in the world,where would you visit?: England. Soooooo desperately want to go there.
18.If you were given 5000 spending money,and could travel to any shopping destination in the world,where would you choose?: Uh... Japan. Just to buy all the Engrish I can find. Hee! Or maybe actually over to the England/Ireland/Scotland areas... because I really want some celtic stuff.
19.If you saw your favourite celebrity in the street,what would be your first reaction?: See number 13. No no, just kidding. I�d probably tilt my head and ask Lindsey, who would have to be next to me, if that was so-and-so. And then we�d giggle, and run up. We are fearless together!
20.If you could change your first name to anything you wanted,what would you change it to?: I don�t know... Aurora. I always liked that name. But I�m saving it for when I get married to David Boreanaz. Because, then, uh, Aurora Boreanaz! Oh dear, that�s just awful.
21.If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive,or poor and drop dead gorgeous,which would you choose?: Uh. I�m unattractive and we�re not rich. That sucks. I don�t know. I don�t really want to be drop dead gorgeous. Because it�d go to my head. So I guess I�ll go with the rich, which would also go to my head, but I�m very generous with money I have now, so I�m hoping that�d stay the same. I take these things too seriously.
23.Whats one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like?: My hair. Me wuvs my hair.
24.If you were told today that you had only a month to live,what would be all the things you would do,or say before you died?: I�d absolutely tell every single person I know that I love them, and get hugs from every single person...and maybe try really hard to go to California and meet all the folks I want to.
25.If you could change any part of your appearance,what would it be?: I�d lose the junk in the front. What is that junk in the front? Where did you come from? And the junk in the trunk. Take all the junk, por favor.
26.If you had your own line of cosmetics,what would you call it,and what kind of products would you make?: I�d call it Face-B-Gone, and any person who was stupid enough to trust ME to give them makeup, and put it on, would suddenly find the area they applied it to completely inked.
27.If you had your own line of underwear,how would you design it?: Uh. I don�t know. Grandma panties! No, I�d make boxers.
28.If you could completely destroy one place in the world (country,building,whatever) what would it be?: Wherever American Idol takes place. Or possibly Survivor. Y�know, how about all the studios that produce those crap-for-crap shows?
29.If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house,which would you choose?: Movie theatre. No question. *drools* Stop taunting me with pretty things I can�t have!
30.If you could invite any celebrities to a party you were hosting,who would they be?: Oooh... (devilish laugh) James Marsters, Alyson Hannigan Denisof, Amber Benson, David Boreanaz, Alexis Denisof, Andy Hallet, Seth Green, ASH, Tom Lenk, Danny Strong, Juliet Landau, Eliza Dushku, Matthew Lillard, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan or however you spell it, Viggo Mortensen, John Cleese, Eric Idle... oh dear, this list could last awhile. I�ll leave it there.
31.If you were allowed to have ANY kind of animal you wanted,what would it be?: I don�t want a monkey. I don�t. I�d like a... er... well... hm. A duck! No, not really. Too messy. I want to hang out with large animals, but I don�t want them as a pet. My cats and dog are enough for me, thanks.
32.If you could get cosmetic surgery and could only get one procedure done,what would choose if you only had 2 options; Completely flat chested-would you get breast implants?:
A really long,crooked big nose-would you get a nose job?: Oooh, now I get this question. I thought it ended just up there. I�d get the nose job. I think. I�m not quite sure I understand this question.
33.If someone you didn�t find really attractive,but was really nice,and lavished expensive gifts on their girlfriends asked you out,would you turn them down?: I don�t base it on attractiveness, doofus. Seriously, I don�t. My crush-ees are rarely the hottest ones I know. So, I�d go out with �em.
34.If you could have one super power,what would it be?: I wanna fly. Or, actually, I want the ability to move things with my mind. But flying would be more fun after a while, I think.
35.If you could be any kind of toy,what toy would you be?: Err... uh... I don�t know. Teddy bear. Because people hug and lay on my squishy self anyway
36.If you could be either a)Tara Reid b)Shannon Elizabeth c)Jennifer Love Hewitt who would you most like to be?: Er. Uh. I don�t know who (b) is, and I don�t really LIKE either a or c, but I�d be c.
37.If you could have ANY celebrity's wardrobe,who would you choose?: Hm. Perry Farrell�s. Kidding! Really! I want Amber�s.
38.If you could make any kind of movie,what would your movie be about,and who would ask to star in it?: This is like the TV show question, only longer. I want a movie on the Harry Dresden files, dang it! And James would star, and Elisabeth Rohm would be What�s her face. I dont� remember her name. I need to read the latest one.
39.If you could be in any music video of your choice,what would it be?: Evanescence or Jane�s Addiction. Or Matchbox 20. Geez, I don�t care.
40.If a genie appeared to you and gave you three wishes,what would you ask for?: The ability to move things with my thoughts, the ability to fly, and un-ending money.
41.If you could commit any crime,and totally get away with it,what would you do?: Blow up the television studios that produce �reality� TV. And then stalk people.
42.Would you rather go to school from
a)12:00pm to 6:00pm
b)4:00pm to 10:00pm
c)10:00am to 4:00am
d) 6:00am to 12:00pm
What would it be?: Dude. I�d so go from 12 to 6. Totally. TOTALLY.
43. If you could design your own line of clothing,how would you design it?: Uh. Sure, why not? Bunch of peasant tops and jeans, woo!
44.If you had the choice of the worlds best mobile phone,or a 90 minute shopping spree in your favourite store,what would you choose?: mobile phone. I don�t HAVE a favorite store.
45.If you could get any tattoo,or any piercing of your choice without any limitations,what would you get?: I�d get a celtic design on my arm. Or it might be slightly occult. But not in an evil way. I just like their designs.
46.If you were on a desert island with one person only,who would that person be?: Lindsey. If she doesn�t mind too terribly much.
47.If you were able swap lives with ANYONE,who would you swap with?: Hmmm... I don�t know. My life is actually pretty freakin� good.
48.If you could live anywhere in the world,where would you live?: See above, Re: England.
49.What concert would you most like to go to?: Barenaked Ladies... *happy sigh*
50.If you could ask the following people only one question,what would it be?:
a)Micheal Jackson: Dude. Did you really do it?
b) Britney Spears: Why won�t you go away?
c) President Bush: How much longer until they can leave, Bush?
d) The Pope: Can I wear your hat?
e) Brad Pitt: When did you decide to stop shaving and take on the Mountain Man look?
f) Kermit the Frog: What�s with you and Miss Piggy? That�s just wrong.
g) Eminem: You know you�re white, right?
h) Mariah Carey: Uh...who are you again?
i) Cameron Diaz: How�s your nose feeling?
j) Jerry Seinfeld: Do you think you�re funny?
k) Homer Simpson: Why am I asking cartoon characters things?
l) Bill Clinton: Did you ever look up the word �is�?
m) Marilyn Manson:Can you put that makeup on me just once? Please?
n) Sharon Osbourne:What�s it like living with a brain-dead ex-druggy?
o) Mike Myers: Are you done making Austin Powers movies yet?
p) Mr Bean:Why did you make that movie as a �spy�?
q) Madonna: So how long have you known you�re a lesbo?
r) Elvis Presely: Did you know they spelled your name wrong?
s) Marilyn Monroe: What are you doing alive?!
t) Cher: Same for (s)
u) Elton John: Can I wear your glasses?
v) Pamela Anderson: Why are you so gross?
w) Anna Nicole-Smith: Why are you still popular?
x) Jennifer Lopez: Is Bennifer still around? Does anybody care?
y) John Edward: Why don�t YOU go to the other side?
z) Jerry Springer: Did you have a life as a kid?
51.If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day,or Madonna?: Marilyn Monroe.
52.If you could be any character in the Simpsons,who would you be?: I�m not an avid fan... so I guess I�d be Bart. �s like the only character I really know.
53.If you could live with any celebrity,who would it be and why?: Like in a dating situation? Or just... room with? �cause I�d room with Amber Benson any day, but... if this is talking about dating... er... well, you�ve seen my list of hotties.
54:What in your opinion is the greatest song ever made?: The greatest song ever made? Holy crap. I don�t know. Dave Matthews and co. has put together some of the most awesome music I�ve ever heard... but... I really have no clue. It�d definitely be an older song. New music sucks now. *sigh*
55.If you could live under the sea,or up in the clouds,where would you choose?: In the clouds. Not many sharks in the clouds.
56.If you could punch any celebrity in the face,who would it be?: Russel Crowe.
57.Answer just Yes (like it) or No (don't like it) for the following songs: I�m adding kinda. Or don�t know.
a) Dirrrty-Chrstina Aguilera: No
b) St Anger-Metallica: Kinda
c) American Life-Madonna: No.
d) Baby One More Time-Britney Spears: No.
e) Stop-The Spice Girls: No.
f) Its my Life-Bon Jovi: Yeah
g) Mobscene-Marilyn Manson: Sorta
h) Rock your body-Justin Timberlake: No.
i) Sing for the moment-Eminem: No.
j) Barenaked-Jennifer Love Hewitt: No.
k) Gangstas Paradise-Coolio: only when Weird Al does it and it�s Amish Paradise
l) Country Grammar-Nelly: No.
m) Complicated-Avril Lavigne: No.
n) Underneath your clothes-Shakira: No.
o) In da club-50 cent: NO
p) Through the Rain-Mariah Carey: Don�t know. But no.
q) My heart will go on-Celine Dion: No.
r) I got you babe-Cher and Sonny: Not really. Only because it�s Sonny and Cher.
s) All the things she said-Tatu: Yeah. Only a few times though.
t) Jenny from the block-Jennifer Lopez: No.
u) Stole-Kelly Rowland: No.
v) Lose Yourself-Eminem: No
w) Work it-Missy Elliot: No.
x) Billie Jean-Micheal Jackson: No.
y) I cant get you out of my head-Kylie Minogue:GOD NO
z) I will always love you-Whitney Houston: Iiiiiiiiiiii will always hate this song.
58.What is the one movie you wish you could memorize word for word?: Monty Python, which, hey, almost there.
59.If you could be a model for either a)Underwear b)Lipstick c)Perfume or d)Jeans which would you choose?: lipstick. You don�t have to be skinny really, and perfume makes me nauseated
60.Rate the following movies out of 10,and if you haven't seen them just put a (dash)
a) Charlies Angels: 5
b) The Terminator: 8
c) The Mexican: 7
d) Legally Blonde: 3
e) Tomb Raider: 5
f) The Exorcist: -
g) American Pie: 7
h) Ocean's Eleven: -
i) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: 8
j) The Brady bunch movie: - (-2)
k) Clueless: 2
l) Scream: -
m) Scary Movie 2:-
n) Not Another teen movie: -
o) Fast and the Furious: 6
p) Titanic: 1
q) Pearl Harbour:1
r) Toy Story: 10
s) Shrek: 8
t) Crossroads: -
u) Blair witch project: -
v) Matilda: 4
w) Sister Act: 9
x) Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery: 6
y) X men: 8
z) Vanilla Sky: 9
a) Theres something about mary:-
b) Meet the parents: 7
c) Zoolander: 3
d) Cruel Intentions: -
e) I know what you did last summer: 5
f) The sweetest thing: -
g) Men In Black: 7
h) Independence Day: 8
61. Type a one word opinion of the following people:
Your mother: Stressed
Marge Simpson: Raspy
President Bush: good-hearted
Saddam Hussein: Bad.
Eminem: Wigger
Angelina Jolie: Dirty
Mariah Carey: Loud?
The Osbournes: Dysfunctional
Pamela Anderson: Nasty
Will Smith: Cool
Brad Pitt: Gruff
Geri Halliwell: Who?
The Queen of England: Old?
Oscar the grouch: Mean
Cher: Creepy
Eddie Murphy: Funny
Bill Clinton: Stupid
Jerry Springer: Stupider
Ned Flanders: who?
Cartman from South Park: Foul-mouthed
Al Bundy (married with children): Badexample
Greg Brady: Hot. (What? Leave me alone!)
The American Idol: AAAAAAH
62.Whats your opinion on:
HIV/AIDS: Uh... bad? It�s a sad disease.
War: Necessary. Not very nice or pretty, but it�s human nature. People DON�T �Just get along�
Australia: Pretty.
Homosexuality: I think if it�s love, then it�s alright... that�s my opinion so far.
Religion: More complicated than it should be in some cases. Relax and worship.
Beauty: Being a fat chick, it�s always on the inside of a person.
Murder: Very, very bad.
Suicide: The most selfish act in the world.
Love: The best feeling in the world.
Poverty: Unfortunate.
Famine: Unavoidable really.
Sex before marriage: Dangerous.
Porn Stars: �Porn chick calls herself a therapist, baby, call it what it is.�-True Nature, Jane�s Addiction.
Theft: Meh. Stupid.
Eating disorders: My god... the favorite pastime of every girl on Diaryland ever. That and cutting.
Abortion: See above, Re: murder.
Rape: Bad bad bad! Ick!
Violence: It happens.
Cancer: Horrid... blah.
TV:Getting worse with every new show.
Celebrities: There�s the arrogance and importance of some that pisses me off, but some keep a level head. Level-headed ones are great.
Hollywood: Kind of a nasty town.
Friends: Bestest things in the world.
Family: Okay, bestest thing in the world.
63.When you see old people with wrinkly skin and gray hair,do you fear ageing?: Sometimes... only if they�re sickly.
64.If you could create the ultimate theme park,what would you call it,where would you want it to be,and what type of rides would you have in it?: Buffy world. No, seriously. Create your own rides.
65.Have you ever been on a rollercoaster,and felt your safety harness loosening?: I have not, thank God. I�d scream like a little girl.
66.If you went to a fortune teller,what would you want to know about the future or the present?: whether any guy�ll ever like me.
67.Do you believe in God? Do you think God is male or female,or both?: I believe in God... I don�t think God has a sex. I guess that�s both? I mean, it takes one to know one, and he knows both, so... *shrug*
68.Whats more appealing,lying on the beach on a hot summers day,with the sound of the ocean crashing,or lying in front of a fireplace on a cold winters night?: Okay... wow. DOWN with summer. UP with winter! Please! I want to lay in front of the fireplace. I burn too easily to ever love summer.
69.If you made a song,would it be a slow ballad,an r and b hip hop tune,rap,dance,upbeat or easy listening?: Uh. I don�t know. Probably a ballad? *shrug*
70.What is your all time favourite quote?: Oh no. No no no. Um. �Seize the moment. Because tomorrow you might be dead.� �Buffy... �That�ll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!�-BuffyBot... �Y�know, I sure hope so, �cause God knows you need some satisfaction in life, �sides shaggin� Cap�n Cardboard, and... and I never really liked you anyway, and... you have stupid hair!�-Spike.
71.Who inspires you?: Me? My friends. And family. I don�t have a real idol. I obsess over people, but I don�t mimic their every action.
72.Do you believe your dreams have significance?: I believe some dreams may. I don�t remember mine enough to really tell. Deja vu freaks me out though. Sometimes I can�t help but wonder if it isn�t as scientific as they tell us it is.
73.What can you tell from a person,just by looking at them? What feature gives away their personality in your opinion?: I can tell disposition in the eyes. I don�t know why. I just can.
74.If you could be a character in any tv show,which tv show would you choose?: Like you have to ask. Willow on Buffy.
75.If a friend you've known for a long time,and like a lot,asked you to go out with them,would you turn them down?: No. Duh.
76.What body part do you sometimes take for granted?: What!? I don�t know... my hands? Maybe? I draw on them a lot... but I think they don�t mind.
77.If you were diagnosed with a treatable cancer,would you fight for your life,or would you crumble,and let the illness defeat you?: Uh... I don�t know. I guess I wouldn�t know until it happened.
78.Are you confident when getting up and speaking in front of a crowd?: Heck to the no.
79.Would you like to be celebrity,if it meant constantly having to watch what you say,and what you do,and have your privacy taken from you.Is it really worth it?: Not really.
80.Would you like your friends to fill out this survey?: Why not?
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