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Hallelujah! They have found the cure!
2005-04-24 at 8:46 a.m.
Hey, check it out: With all the world's problems at hand, our "experts" are hard at work figuring out... Why some popcorn kernels don't pop entirely!
Now, not to discredit said "experts," but anyone who took a middle school science class knows why popcorn kernels pop. And we can probably figure out ourselves why the ones that don't pop don't. I mean, when I saw the headline about the "mystery," I postulated a guess that turned out to be more or less the case: They don't have enough water to heat and explode.
So now our "experts" are going to be searching for more effective popcorn kernels.
Woohoo.
I was going to say that I wish they'd been hard at work on something useful, but with geniuses like these, I don't think I want their hands on any vaccine for AIDS, or a cure for Alzheimer's. Let them keep looking up faulty produce.
Works for me, I guess.
< sighs and beats self about the head >
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