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Britney's done WHAT!?
2003-07-09 at 12:06 p.m.

Ohmigod, ohmigod,ohmigod! My, like, whole world is so totally spinning! I don't know what to do! Ohmigod! My idol has just CRUSHED my dreams! *swoon, faint, sigh*

Alright, that was a complete, and total load of horse hooey. Anyone see what Britney has come out of her "private time" long enough to share?

Give ya a hint...she and Justin weren't just havin' tea and crackers.

And... she acts like we should all be, what, shocked? Hello slut-o-rama. I figured she'd done every guy who would just, y'know, walk up to her after a concert or something. In fact, I'm shocked that it's JUST Justin, not that she did the Tokyo-destroying with him.

But imagine all those mothers who were so hoping their children could look up to her, and finally have a role model who was good and pure. My god, this is no big surprise. She's been dancing like a slut for a long time now, and her music has gotten progressively worse, in all aspects.

So I bet that the parents and children were already disappointed in her long before she's come out and said that she, gasp shudder, isn't a virgin anymore. She's done the big nasty. She got fleshy with... okay. That's enough of that.

*ahem* Anyway, yeah. Just thought I'd share this EARTH-SHATTERING news with you.

Don't you feel enriched?

<-Ghost->

P.S. This may be an update-heavy day. Anyone wanna place bets on how many I can squeeze in before midnight tonight? Hee.


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