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Paris can count from one to two
2004-12-07 at 6:55 a.m.

Could somebody please explain to me why Paris Hilton adding two words to her now-four-word vocabulary is news-worthy?

My SBC Yahoo homepage provided me with a lovely snippet of the Big in '04 awards or whatever, but this was the headline:

God.

Why does she warrant any attention? Her horse-nosed face and her skinny-as-a-board figure shouldn't warrant much more than a forced eating of a hamburger.

Urgh.

School time, gotta get crap together. Bye!

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