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Aristocracy and a girl named Rachel
2003-03-08 at 9:39 p.m.

Hello gentle viewers. I was simply finishing up a brilliant work of wonder, entitled, "My Wonderful Day".

Have you heard of it? I'd like to read a few passages of it, and enlighten your day.

*ahem*

Rachel awoke this day with a very bright outlook. Which was to say, the sun was shining in her eyes, but alas, it was only 9:15 in the AM.

She arose anyway, and continued on to do utter nothingness for the better part of the day.

Her parents called her into the living room around the middle of the day, and asked that she join them in the watching of a horror movie, which is to say, The Ring.

She obliged, and enjoyed the being tormented by random images.

Later on that day, her father requested she take part in tending to the errands with him. She gladly went, as she was bored out of her mind sitting around doing nothing.

The time she spent with her dear father was well spent, and she had a brilliant time doing so.

She returned home, and watched yet another picture with her family. This picture was a more sad and stupidity filled one, but it was still family time.

The hour after, she spent time on the internet, talking to her closest friends, and enjoying herself immensely.

*closes book*

Now, wasn't that a heartwarming story? I would think so. She had a happy ending to her night, and life was good.

Rachel was indeed a lucky girl this night. Now, join with me now in a celebratory smoking of the celebratory pipe.

*grabs a pipe and takes deep puff* Ahh... *cough cough COUGH* Ah... ahem.

*puts the pipe down smoothly and grabs a glass of champagne* No matter. Good night my gentle audience.

*tips the glass towards the viewer, and then takes a sip.*

*Hiss, cough* Aristocracy tastes funny.

<-Ghost->


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