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Mini-Golf...Satan's favorite pastime Today I met a mountain I couldn't climb. It wasn't anything large. And it shouldn't have been all that difficult... but I just couldn't... I couldn't meet it. I wanted to. I wanted to climb it, and leap from it. Landing in the pool of water beneath it... but no. It was beyond me. Partly because Putt-Putt has little barriers around its mountain so that you can't. Not to mention signs asking you not to. And hey, I'm a good rule-abiding citizen. I'm weird like that. Yes, I was at Putt-Putt... but no, I wasn't enjoying myself. I only wanted to climb that mountain and jump off it to see if I could hurt myself and therefore call the night short. But since I couldn't, I decided to try jumping down a flight of stairs. Lucky for me, the tallest flight of stairs that was accessible to the public is only three stairs tall. I didn't even sprain my ankle, and the night went on. I found my true calling at Putt-Putt. That is, scorekeeper. Because my mathematical abilities far outweigh my ability to judge angles and my own strength as I swing. 'Cause gosh-darn-it, I can count! Anywho... I saw a company the other day that made me laugh. Extremely hard. It was on the side of a van... "Angel Plumbers". Tonight, I looked up some info about them. I found some ads that they've run in the phone book down here... Oh. My. God. Their motto? "Put your plumbing in an Angel's hands". I'm not going into detail about how disgusting that is. But oh MY GOD! If you just read some of the other stuff on those ads with the intended perverted mind... it'll make you laugh. And feel ashamed of yourself, but hey, cheap laughs. Ohhh...also, today I got my James photo op and Danny photo-op uploaded to the internet. Enjoy. Note the stupid grin I have. <-Ghost-> Songs: Only the Good Die Young~Billy Joel Fire~James Marsters (You're bad! You made me f--orget the words) Quote: "Okey doke. I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. *waves hand with each word* Miniature. Golf. *giggles* "-The Mayor |
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